Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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