Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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