Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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