I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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