I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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