i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Say something about gay babies.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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