Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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