Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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