I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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