i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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