pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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