so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
nutella sex= disaster
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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