i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We have started to decorate penises.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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