You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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