Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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