careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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