yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Cover your peen. We're going out.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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