I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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