It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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