it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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