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Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
i think im in europe. pls send help
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