Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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