she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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