In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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