I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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