Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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