There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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