We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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