this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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