Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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