There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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