I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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