He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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