your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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