I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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