I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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