and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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