I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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