i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
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It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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