I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize