Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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