Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Everclear isn't food dammit
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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