we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just pee around me
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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