On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
