im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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