btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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