Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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