YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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