sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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