u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
you have to choose: penises or morals?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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