Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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