when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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