You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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