I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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