Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
she looked like the before picture.
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I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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