I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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