So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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