I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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