Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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