Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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