Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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